I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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