I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Vodka?
Forever.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
