There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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