Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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