How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
