I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she peed on how many people?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Come on in and take your pants off
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