Whod you bang
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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