I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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