She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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