did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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