Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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