I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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