When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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