So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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