apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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