Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Never joke about your clitoris.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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