Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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