talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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