She announced her abortion via fbk
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
