Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize