Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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