Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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