ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
