That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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