We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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