Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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