Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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