Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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