I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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