found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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