I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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