dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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