Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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