So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
