I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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