Duck Duck Cougar?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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