Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
