I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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