maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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