Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm too high and old for this...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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