Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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