none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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