You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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