I think I am morally bankrupt
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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