yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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