Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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