So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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