I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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