there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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