YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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