singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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