Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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