i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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