What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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