fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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