Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
